First Aired: May 21, 2006
Plot: Stewie is disappointed to find out that his older self, referred to as “Stu,” is a 35-year-old virgin who lives in a disorderly hotel room and has a pedestrian job at the Circuit Shack. Stewie’s plan to turn Stu’s life around backfires when he later is fired from his job and his building burns down. Stewie decides instead to return to his own time, preventing the near death experience at the pool and hopefully to change the timeline from that point forward. The real Stewie stops the tower from falling and gets killed in the process, so no one remembers him going to the future.