First Aired: March 21, 2010
Plot: Peter and Lois go to watch first Stewie's musical and record it on camera. Instead, Peter records Richard Dreyfus. He sent the tape to TV and got paid for it, so he decided to become full-time paparazzi. He records Tom Tucker and Adam West, but when he tries to record Ollie Williams, Ollie breaks his camera lens and glasses. The next day he went to his job not wearing them. His boss, Angela found him very attractive and started harassing him. Eventually, she demanded to visit her home, threatening to fire him if he refuse. He and Quagmire developed a plan: Peter hides him under his clothes and Quagmire will have sex with Angela instead, but even Glenn found Angela ugly and ran away. Peter refused to have sex with her and got fired. At The Drunken Clam, he watched some old movie starring Robert Mitchum who gave him a pep talk on how to be a real man circa 1950s which led him to return back to Angela's home to beat her, but he found out that she was trying to kill herself. Angela revealed that no man found her attractive for 10 years, so Peter set a date for her with his friend (Actually, Peter in disguise). They ended up having sex and Angela revealed that she recognized Peter and restored him on his job. Later in The Drunken Clam, Peter revealed that he used Mort to have sex with Angela, the same way that Peter and Quagmire planned earlier.