First Aired: May 1, 2005
Plot: Lois and Peter are making love in their squeaky bed when, much to the horror of Peter, Lois yells out George Clooney’s name. Upset that their relationship has gotten so dull that Lois has to fantasize about other men, Peter decides that the two should go on a second honeymoon to add excitement to their marriage.
While the two are on their way to their vacation spot, Peter crashes the car into a tree when he decides to read a comic book while driving. In search for a place to stay, the Griffins get into Mel Gibson’s personal suite at a swanky resort. In the suite, they try to rekindle the spark by making love, however, Lois calls out Mel’s name. Seeing that their honeymoon idea isn't working as he hoped, Peter opts to head home early.
As they are about to leave, Peter accidentally stumbles upon Gibson's private screening room and view the trailer to Gibson's newest film, Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This (Jim Caviezel and Chris Tucker in a sequel to The Passion of the Christ. The sequel is reminiscent of many action-adventure films, including Chris Tucker’s Rush Hour). In order to spare the world from “another two hours of torture,” Peter steals the film. As the two are leaving the hotel, however, they are spotted by two priests, Gibson's sidekicks, who were there to pick up the film.
Peter and Lois are pursued by the priests in a car chase that leads through a shopping mall. After they elude the two cronies, Peter buries the film in a cornfield. While he is doing so, the priests fly down in a cropduster and kidnap Lois. Peter is given a message that if he returns the film to Mel Gibson at his estate at Mount Rushmore, he'll give Lois back.
Peter arrives at the house and gives Gibson a film can. As Peter and Lois are about to leave, however, Gibson discovers that the film has been replaced with dog feces, leading to a chase on the face of the mountain. Being held at gunpoint, Peter tells Gibson that the film is in President Rushmore's mouth and points to the other side of the monument. Gibson follows Peter's direction and walks off the edge to his death. Upon climbing back to the top of the mountain, the two make love on George Washington's head, bringing the spark back to their marriage.
While Lois and Peter are away, Brian and Stewie chaperon a dance at Chris’s school. During the dance, Chris is caught with liquor that actually belongs to Tom Tucker’s upside-down-faced son Jake. A friendly visit to the Tuckers’ house the next day only makes the situation worse, so Brian and Stewie plant drugs in Jake’s locker.