First Aired: August 1, 2000

Plot: While camping, Peter leaves Chris to guard the food supplies while he goes fishing with his neighbors. Upon returning, Chris reports that raccoons have stolen the food. Peter gets Chris a job at the golf course so that Chris will learn responsibility. There Peter also tries to mold Cleveland Jr. into a famous golfer. Meanwhile, Brian leads Stewie to believe the vaccine shots he received are some kind of mind control.