First Aired: November 26, 2006
Plot: Stewie sees on the news that the Hollywood career of his old friend, child actress Olivia, is coming to a close and she is making one last appearance at the Quahog Mall. He goes to the mall to gloat but winds up falling in love with her. She does not return his feelings.
After seeing Quagmire get his way by being mean to a woman, Stewie takes Brian’s advice to be mean to Olivia, and soon they tie the knot with Rupert officiating. But their relationship quickly turns into a stereotypical marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. When he discovers that Olivia is cheating on him, Stewie sets fire to their pretend house, presumably killing Olivia and her new playmate in the process.
Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own “chick flick.” His dreadful movie, called Steel Vaginas, is poorly received.