First Aired: December 13, 2009
Plot: The Griffin family is on Carter's yacht when Lois gets seasick. Peter mentions how he got sick at his bachelor party. Carter is confused because he never had one. Peter decides to give Carter the bachelor party he never had at The Fuzzy Clam. Peter gets Carter a lap dance. Carter gets so excited that he has a heart attack and slips into a coma, and not even Dr. House can bring him out of it. With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control of Pewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power hungry and fires the board. He then hires Mort, Quagmire and Brian, and makes new products, such as: The African-American Heart Monitor, Jeremy Irons Cereal, Scream In a Box and the new Lady Scream In a Box. Carter soon bounces back and tries to regain control of his company but Peter refuses to step aside. Desperate to keep earning money, Lois talks her father into taking a job with Peter who sees it as an opportunity to get even for the years of poor treatment at his hands. To convince Peter to give the company back, Lois and Carter concoct a story about a swamp monster on the loose. Peter falls for it but Lois and Carter run into another swamp monster who turns out to be Dr. House.