First Aired: April 11, 2010
Plot: Announcing the discovery by Stephen Hawking of a new black hole at the edge of the solar system on the local news, the Griffin family pay no attention to the announcement, with Peter walking in soon after, alerting the family of his impending jury duty. At first excited about the prospects of the trial, he shows up to court, and quickly becomes a pain to the rest of the jury, and the judge. Returning home later that night, the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by the newly discovered and continually expanding black hole within 24 hours. Frantic over the news, everyone in Quahog attempts to live out their last day as best as possible, with Herbert finally coming on to Chris, Quagmire having sex with Bonnie, and Peter stealing a lion from the zoo. Hugging in front of the television as the countdown reaches its final seconds, Peter confesses to Lois his secret hatred for being in his children's presence, with the countdown being revealed as an April Fools' joke immediately afterwards. Questioning their father's newly revealed hatred, Meg, Chris and Stewie try to avoid speaking to their father, with Peter left to try to win back his children's respect.
Attempting to spend time with his children, Peter tries to find out each one of their interests, but fails to do so, and only makes things worse by using the methamphetamine he had attempted to share with Chris. Succumbing to his children's constant loathing, Peter finally decides to buy them an Xbox 360 to win them over, with the children again loving their father.